dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
P.S. I can't hear my feet
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Randomize
