Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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