I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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