when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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