you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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