My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
