these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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