Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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