so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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