I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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