if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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