Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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