If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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