I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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