it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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