Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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