i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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