Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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