Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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