I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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