He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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