Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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