i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
