I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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