That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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