Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Drunk is a universal language darling
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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