forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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