no, he came in my armpit
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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