one might say we're banned from that church
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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