google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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