Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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