That's intense
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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