Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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