The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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