So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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