Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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