GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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