Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I can't turn off my feet"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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