Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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