Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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