We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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