Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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