you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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