Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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