Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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