come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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