i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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