dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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