Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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