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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
drinking out of a sandbucket again
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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